Excercise

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA one second HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Excericse and my body just don’t seem to have a relationship together. We aren’t even friends. We aren’t even aquantances. If I saw exercise in the street I would point and laugh and keep walking.

I know what your thinking. Yes I am unfit. Yes I cant run 20meteres without getting puffed. But really I don’t think I need to work out. I don’t want to be an Olympic runner anytime soon. Im not fat either.

Sweatyness, red faced, disgusting. That’s why I don’t ‘work out’.

Joggers are probaley the most daggiest shoes ever. They just don’t match my skinny white legs. And then you plus the daggy tights and the daggy singlet. And then the sports bra, to hold my knockers in place. The whole exercise outfit does not relate well with me.

Exercise, go and suck one. I never want to be friends with you ever.